The Coffee Club: “Coffee Club: Gloomy Mondays, Fishing Dreams & Fake Toenails” (6-9-25)

☕ Your favorite dynamic duo, Janae and Ronnie, kick off the week with chili weather, cheesy banter, and some grilled-up wisdom. From fake toenails and gorilla glue to Lake Michigan fishing trips and fast food heartbreak, it’s your Monday dose of coffee-fueled chaos.

🕰️ Standout Moments with Timestamps:

[00:01:00] Gloomy Weather Vibes & Chili Talk

The episode opens with peak Midwest energy: gloom, wind, and hot chili. Janae and Ronnie bond over meal planning and chicken parmesan mishaps.

[00:10:45] Fast Food Graveyard

TGI Friday’s, Ruby Tuesday, and even Red Lobster—restaurants on the brink of extinction. Plus, Ronnie’s deep (fried) thoughts on Pizza

 

Your favorite dynamic duo, Janae and Ronnie, kick off the week with chili weather, cheesy banter, and some grilled-up wisdom. From fake toenails and gorilla glue to Lake Michigan fishing trips and fast food heartbreak, it’s your Monday dose of coffee-fueled chaos.


🕰️ Standout Moments with Timestamps:

  • [00:01:00] Gloomy Weather Vibes & Chili Talk

    The episode opens with peak Midwest energy: gloom, wind, and hot chili. Janae and Ronnie bond over meal planning and chicken parmesan mishaps.

  • [00:10:45] Fast Food Graveyard

    TGI Friday’s, Ruby Tuesday, and even Red Lobster—restaurants on the brink of extinction. Plus, Ronnie’s deep (fried) thoughts on Pizza Ranch.

  • [00:23:20] City News & Sidewalk Scofflaws

    Biking fines in downtown, e-bike etiquette, and a warning to fugitives: the new Cass County jail expansion means the sheriff’s squad is coming for you.

  • [00:39:10] Fake Toenails & Gorilla Glue

    Yes, you read that right. Janae spills the story about her sister’s missing fake toenails and questionable adhesive decisions. PSA: Gorilla Glue ≠ pedicure solution.

  • [00:55:15] Dumper Dan’s Charter Fishing Adventure 🎣

    Guest Dan Welsh (aka Dumper Dan) shares his 40-year legacy of salmon and trout fishing out of Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Big fish, big laughs, and even bigger grilling tips. www.dumperdan.com

  • [01:12:00] Signs You're Dehydrated 💧

    Pee talk, headaches, mood swings, and how cottage cheese cloud bread might be the hydration hero you never knew you needed.

  • [01:28:10] Movies That Were Better Than the Books

    From Shawshank Redemption to Jurassic Park, the gang debates when Hollywood outshined the page—and when Mandy Moore made them cry.


📝 In This Episode:

  • Why a casserole isn’t always a hot dish

  • Lake Michigan fishing limits and salmon grilling tips

  • The best thrift store treasures (spoiler: Xbox controllers)

  • Gorilla glue as toenail adhesive (please don’t try this at home)

  • Ronnie’s passionate hatred for parallel parking

  • McDonald's new Hershey's S'mores McFlurry alert 🍦


🎁 Bonus: Grocery Giveaway Antics

Don’t miss the segment where Tammy Atkinson of West Fargo wins her chance at $10,000 in groceries—and nearly throws the hosts into a stopwatch panic.

 

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