📝 Episode Summary (Apple/Spotify style):
This festive edition of The Coffee Club Show kicks off with patriotic vibes and red-white-and-blue banter as hosts Janae and Ronnie dive into Fourth of July excitement! From flag fashion to speakeasy adventures, it's a star-spangled ride through news, nostalgia, and neighborly updates. They tackle everything from bizarre Vaseline survival hacks and 90s collectibles worth thousands, to serious community topics like rising insurance questions and local storm recovery efforts.
Special guests Cass County Sheriff Jesse Johner and Red River Valley Fair GM Cody Cashman join for an in-depth discussion on fair safety, storm aftermath, and a surprisingly heartfelt appeal to return a stolen emergency radio. The show ends with some serious laughs, awkward recorder memories, and a flurry of quirky listener interactions.
🎧 Perfect for listeners who:
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Love a mix of community news and comedic commentary
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Want fun Fourth of July ideas
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Enjoy offbeat survival tips (spoiler: Vaseline is involved)
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Appreciate heartfelt local stories and guests
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Crave pop culture throwbacks (Furbies, Magic cards, and more!)
👥 Guests Featured:
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Sheriff Jesse Jahner, Cass County
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Cody Cashman, General Manager, Red River Valley Fair
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DJ Colter (mentioned, local insurance expert)
🕒 Standout Timestamps:
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0:15 – Janae shows off her over-the-top Fourth of July outfit
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1:07 – Guest lineup and hot topics preview
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2:00 – 90s collectibles worth $$$ (did you own any?)
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4:00 – Shocking hit-and-run in Fargo: $70K damage, community responds
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8:52 – Insurance expert DJ Colter gets summoned like Batman
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10:00 – Speakeasy hidden in a gas station? Janae's weekend plans
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16:32 – Sheriff Jesse Jahner calls in: fair safety & storm response
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23:00 – Theft of $5K ambulance radio sparks emotional appeal
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25:00 – Cody Cashman on fair planning, scanners, and family vibes
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35:00 – Crowd control, weather safety, and how the fair becomes a mini city
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42:00 – Diddy trial verdict breaks live
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48:00 – Kohlberger plea speculation: raw emotions and deep analysis
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52:13 – 90s treasures: Harry Potter, Pokémon, Furbies... oh my!
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1:00:00 – Americans are cutting back: Are you ditching premium creamer?
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1:15:00 – The many strange uses of Vaseline
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1:23:00 – “Did You Know?” segment: Jailbird attraction and falling out of bed stats
💥 Bonus Bits:
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The infamous recorder debate 🎶
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Ronnie’s fake flower banter 💐
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The “record-breaking” number of stovetop stuffing boxes sold 🧂
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Janae’s bug-bite fix from TikTok (vanilla-scented defense squad!)
🎆 Vibe:
Wholesome, quirky, insightful, and full of small-town charm meets holiday hijinks.